Make Way for Some Southern-Fried Woolf!

Oh my goodness, oh my goodness! Guess what arrived yesterday? My advance review copies of Southern-Fried Woolf! I don’t mind admitting that I sat holding a copy of the book to my chest for quite some time. It’s the perfect size and weight, and I am smitten with the cover!

While receiving these means a few days of intensely scrutinizing a copy to be sure there are no errors, I am up for it. It will be released January 23, 2023. Things are getting real over here!

The happiest of holidays to you!

Drēma

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Goodbye, Gatekeepers: Self-Publishing Advice from Ashley B. Davis

Barry and I were so honored to have Ashley B. Davis on our podcast talking with us about self-publishing and her debut novel, The Space Between You and Me. What a fun, informative interview! I got to know Ashley over on Twitter some years ago, and now count her as a writing bestie. 🙂 You’ve seen her comments over here on many a post, so she’s no stranger to you. I’m so pleased that Barry and I had the opportunity to interview her and get to know her “face to face” via Zoom!

Her book is a must-read! She’s so talented and her work is absolutely engrossing. Please do yourself a huge favor and BUY THIS BOOK!!

Take a listen!

HER BIO

Ashley B. Davis writes the ordinary and extraordinary. She has poetry and short work appearing in Trembling With Fear, The Grey Rooms Podcast, Months to Years, Liquid Imagination, Jamais Vu, and Eunoia Review. An avid reader and sometimes artist, she uses her English degree to openly discuss the creative process at www.ashleybdavis.com.

The Space Between You and Me is her debut.

When she is not living in fictional worlds, she lives with her spouse, her seven-year-olds, and her two rescue cats in southern California, where she manages rental property.

BOOK BLURB

For fans of Carry On and Stranger Things this heart-wrenching coming-of-age debut explores magic, family, and best friends finding love in a world that wants to tear them apart.

Apollo is used to not fitting in. His dad isn’t magikalis. His mom believes in Tarot for god’s sake. And since kissing his best friend and setting fire to their friendship, he’s been slumming it with the Wolves, the outliers of his magical community.

Jonah helps his parents out with his siblings, helps his girlfriend with her homework, and maybe squeezes in a good book between baseball and maintaining his grades. He has determinedly not been thinking about his ex-best friend and the kiss they shared.

But it’s impossible to forget said ex-best friend when he is also your Kindred. Though their magic only stirs to life when they touch, Jonah and Apollo would be separated for the safety of the community if anyone found out they were Kindred.

They put the past behind them when Apollo shows up in the middle of the night, asking for Jonah’s help. When they uncover a plot targeting the Wolves for experimentation, they must decide: Keep their secret and stay together or sacrifice their bond to save their clan?



Fun stuff

Teaser 

Meet Jonah Jeremy Clarke

He is the second oldest of five children and best friends with Apollo since they were 11.  Jonah is a human garbage disposal with a fear of the dark due to one mismanaged game of hide-and-go-seek (but, hey, he won), and he is tired of being boxed in by labels like ‘jock’ and ‘good boy’

Read The Space Between You and Me to see whether Jonah ever gets a clue.

Meet Apollo Reid Tormey

He is Jonah’s Kindred, giving them both forbidden, underage magic. He is addicted to holding magic, is always cold, and likes to be around people, though he always feels like an outsider.

He is an expert at NOT dealing with the fall out of kissing Jonah six months ago, leading to their bestie breakup.

Meet Madeline (Maddie) Ruth Clarke

She is Jonah’s eldest sister in The Space Between You and Me with big Hermione Granger (leviOsa not levioSA) vibes. She can’t throw magic yet, but she’s got mad intellect. She’s a fan of being cozy and shutting herself in her room for 16 hours of the day, working on her thesis.

Let’s face it, these boys would fall apart without her.

For free bookish swag and to read the first 99 pages of The Space Between You and Me, visit her website at www.ashleybdavis.com/contact, where you can sign up for her newsletter.

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A Shortlisting for the Holidays!

The holidays are nearly here, and I don’t know about you, but I have some major gift wrapping to do yet.

Thanks to all of you who reached out to me about my newest book coming soon, Southern-Fried Woolf, (out January 2023), being longlisted for the Page 100 Competition. I’m happy to share that it has now been shortlisted. I’m one of six remaining on the list. Winners will be announced in early January. Fingers crossed!

What I’m Reading:

November is my birthday month, so as you can imagine, my birthday brought several fun books into our cozy house, courtesy of my dearest husband, Barry.

  • Susan Orlean’s On Animals. I read this over Thanksgiving, and I couldn’t help but note that the essays have a very New Yorker feel to them, which makes sense, since she writes (wrote?) for them. She’s an author whose books I nearly always buy, and if you are an animal lover, you’ll be mesmerized by her tales of military mules, chickens she has loved and lost, and much, much more.
  • Vincent Price’s Cooking Price-Wise. Did you have any idea that Vincent Price was, besides being an actor of all things creepy, also an art lover and gourmet chef? Barry and I spent an enjoyable hour Thanksgiving Day looking over this book first published in 1971. The back section of it contains copies of Price’s 1928 culinary journey through Europe, and it features dated recipes alongside a few I might just try, such as mulligatawny soup. Let me say, Price liked his bacon. Not there’s anything wrong with that.

I wanted the book because I remember Price acting in various Edgar Allen Poe adaptations, and because he was just campy enough to not scare me when I was a child. I’m delighted to have discovered this cooking facet of him.

  • Taylor Jenkins Reid’s After I Do is about a couple who loses that loving feeling. They spend a year (no spoiler here; it’s said right up front) apart to see if they can remain together forever. I want to tell you one of the most intriguing parts about it, but I can’t without spoiling it. (Yes, I still have a literary crush on Jenkins Reid. I think I’ve about made it through all of her books now, and I want MORE. Think I could get her to agree to write her next book in installments on Patreon for her fans?)

The next two I haven’t had an opportunity to read yet, and one isn’t pictured here because I think it’s still in my suitcase.

  • The Year of Lear: Shakespeare in 1606, by James Shapiro (not shown) is one that’s been on my list for a few years, since I heard an interview of him by Terri Gross, I believe. I’m eager to read it, but I feel it deserves a snowy day and a mug of tea. So, a January read?

According to the Washington Post, “(In)The Year of Lear, James Shapiro takes a closer look at the political and social turmoil that contributed to the creation of three supreme masterpieces.” Those masterpieces being Lear, Macbeth, and Antony and Cleopatra.

  • Look at that cool cover on Mary Beard’s Confronting the Classics. Those sunglasses! I suspect this one will require a mug of coffee rather than tea – I will need to be alert and take notes. I wanted this one because of its premise: “A provocative tour of what is happening now in Classics – learned, trenchant, and witty,” the cover proclaims. Irresistible. I also suspect that my hubby, who minored in history, will steal this from my bedside table some evening soon. I’m more than willing to share.  

That’s not too many books, is it? I’m always hungry for more good books. What are you reading? What do you recommend? What was the best book you read this year?

Even if you’re not into gifts for whatever reason, give yourself the gift of plenty of reading time this year. Perhaps practice Jolabokaflod, the Icelandic tradition that you have no doubt heard about of reading all of Christmas Eve in front of the fire with your family and a mug of hot chocolate. My introvert self couldn’t imagine a better evening.

What I’m Watching:

Another winter, another go-round of Gilmore Girls. They are simultaneously charming and annoying me once again. Then again, all humans are flawed, so why shouldn’t they be? I’m glad they have an edge.

Also, not to brag (okay, to brag) but one of the characters, Andrew, on the show (Mike Gandolfi) is married to writer Stephanie Storey, who interviewed me about my first novel a couple of years ago. She’s a darling.

This next tidbit that I am obsessed with watching is pretty embarrassing, but you might like it, so I’ll take a chance. Have you heard Meghan Trainor’s newest song, “Made You Look?” Did you know she is married to Juni (Daryl Sabara) from Spy Kids? This short video features the couple and their adorable little guy, Riley. There are a few seconds where the couple is dancing and embracing, and I could watch that bit on a loop. It’s one of the most romantic things I’ve ever seen. Just the way his hand lingers on her waist, and how he looks up as if he can’t believe he’s doing this for her, and yet he knows he will because he loves her. They’re so cute together.

I put the song on repeat yesterday while I was cooking lemon spinach ricotta ravioli in my birthday All-Clad skillet. (More on that beauty another time; I told Barry I feel as if it and I were meant to be. It’s perfect.)

Speaking of music, I wish you could hear the classic rock my honey is practicing right now for the weekend. He’s filling in at a Christmas party on keys and vocals, and the house is ringing with the sounds of Barry: Drive by The Cars, Dream Police by Cheap Trick, and one of my favorites ever, You May Be Right by Billy Joel. Ah, Billy Joel!

What I want to watch: Netflix has Lindsay Lohan in a gorgeous red pantsuit and an enviable hat in Falling for Christmas new this year. It’s on my list. Here’s its logline: After losing her memory in a skiing accident, a spoiled heiress lands in the cozy care of a down-on-his-luck widower and his daughter at Christmastime. Christmas is a time for junk food of all kinds, even fluffy movies. Have you seen it yet?

Happy Holidays,

Drēma

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Literary Journal Submission Etiquette: An Interview with Elizabeth Burton; Prelaunch Update

Everything is in prelaunch mode over here at Southern-Fried Woolf central; I’m getting really excited to share her with the world in January 2023. I’ve just booked a blog tour which will run for an entire month from the week before she launches to, auspiciously, my departed father’s birthday. (I didn’t set the exact tour dates, that was the promoter, so I’m taking that as a good omen.) This will include a Bookstagram and Booktok blitz among other literary stops. Fun!

I’m also gearing up to order my ARC’s. I’m stressing over the little things left to do and yet it’s more like lovingly obsessing versus stressing. Pity my husband; I’m talking as fast as Lorelai on Gilmore Girls these days as I try to remember all that I want and need to do while prepping for the holidays, on and on. But then I’m someone who’s happiest when she’s busy.

Also, I’m doing a newsletter swap with a talented historical fiction writer who ALSO writes about art. Sound familiar? I’ll be sharing about her latest novel, set in Paris, in my newsletter right after Thanksgiving, so if you haven’t subscribed, here’s a nudge. I love getting notes and book suggestions from my subscribers! (I’d tell you who the guest author is, but then what incentive would you have to subscribe? Besides writing news from little ol’ me. LOL.)

In the meantime, here’s a link to our latest MFA Payday episode with Round Table Literary Journal Editor Elizabeth Burton. You might hear birds and such in the background; she’s an animal lover extraordinaire. What a delight it was to speak with her. And if you’re a writer, Round Table is open to submissions right now. Go submit. I’ll wait. 😉

Fondly,

Drēma

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Fettucine Mio Amore: The Lincoln Highway’s Last Supper Scene

Hi, Friends!

I have some news to share before I get into today’s post: my second novel, Southern-Fried Woolf (SFW), has been longlisted in the Page 100 competition! I’m thrilled.

SFW also received a great editorial review recently. Here’s a line from it: “A celebration of how books and music can help one transcend life’s daily trials, Southern-Fried Woolf is a quick-witted and erudite novel, drenched in a love of literature and music.” I’m dancing over here. Makes me want to say to the reviewer over at SPR “You get me, really get me.”

Now on with the post.

I read Amor Towles’ The Lincoln Highway recently, and I am obsessed! Read it!

In it, there’s a heartwarming scene in which a tough youth named Duchess lovingly makes Fettucine Mio Amore for his friends. It’s very much a last supper scene, and even in the midst of this feast, you can feel the despair, the rush towards ruination that this young man is making. This is a sacred moment of communion.

Before I even discovered that this is a real dish, I knew I’d attempt to recreate it, because it’s central to the novel. (I interact best with art by creating something based on it. In this case, it’s eating the same food that these characters did.)

The recipe isn’t complicated, though I will say that Towles might want to stick to writing novels, as he merely tells the reader to make fettucine for four with no further instructions on how to cook it. Obviously, it’s not difficult to boil pasta, but it seemed an afterthought almost in the recipe.

When my and Barry’s daughter, Mia, was growing up, I made her fettucine alfredo and homemade bread every birthday. It was the only time that I made bread from scratch most years. I told her about Fettucine Mio Amore, and she agrees that I should make it for her the next time we’re together on her birthday. I can’t wait!

The Lincoln Highway is evenly, compellingly written. The language Steinbeckian. Measured. Purposeful.

The plot, something you don’t always get in equal doses with a book this well-written, is sure-footed. Again, not something I expected in what I assumed was literary fiction. That’s not to say the characters aren’t original and memorable, because they decidedly are.

I have stayed with Towles’ book for more than one reason. My current WIP is a novel in third person. Having written my first two novels in first person, that’s what I’m accustomed to writing. I fear this has resulted in too close third in my latest book. So I’m scrutinizing TLH to see how Towles does it.

Spoiler alert: Lincoln Highway is not all in third. I may mimic that. But his novel is a masterclass in writing measured, unheated, unhurried language, and I want to learn how to imitate that.

Towles’ pasta recipe resulted in a hearty, satisfying dish, much like Towles’ writing. Simply pairing bacon and bay leaves with fettucine, tomatoes, and wine shouldn’t have been so pleasurable, and yet it was. Makes me feel like heading to the grocery store to buy the ingredients to give this recipe another go.

Bon appetite! And if you do try it, send me a pic.

As for my experiment with my writing, well, that’s ongoing.

Be well!

Drēma

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Think Bigger…

Barry and I recently spoke with the ebullient Melissa Hamilton on our podcast. She brought along her sidekick, Sunny, an adorable puppet. (I *may* have a literary greats finger puppet collection and a couple of dusty YouTube videos of me with Kwali the Koala bear, my humble hand puppet, somewhere.)  It made me wish we were using the video portion of our call as well as the audio, so you could have seen Sunny, but alas, we are not.

“Think bigger” is Melissa’s motto, one her life exemplifies. She works in science, but she doesn’t see that as being disconnected from her creativity. Besides writing, she also plays piano and plans unicorn parties (among other duties) at the planetarium where she works. I only wish I had asked her to bring a selection to read to us on the podcast – she writes for children, and her voice is readymade for reading in children’s voices. She’s as much fun as she sounds.

ABOVE: Barry and Melissa after class in Kyoto.

We have been on several group trips with Melissa abroad, the last one to Japan where we had Italian food in Hiroshima on a day so hot we thought we’d all pass out. (Our friend Joe joined us for lunch. More on him another time; we saw him in Paris this past July and Barry and I acted in a skit he wrote.) It was so hot Barry went into a guitar shop during lunch and didn’t even ask to touch a guitar, if that tells you anything about just how hot it was.

ABOVE: Melissa and her awesome t-shirt at our farewell dinner in Kyoto.

We hope you enjoy the episode with Melissa.

P.S. We’re proud to announce that our son graduates from rehab today. Next up is a sober living house where he will remain for at least nine months. Today he said he’s really excited to go on this leg of his journey. It does a mother’s heart good. Please continue to think of him as he finds a job and tentatively reenters the world.

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The “Pitch Your Pants Off” Challenge

Barry and I have, besides working on our new podcast, created a writing pitch challenge.

There are so many moving pieces to a career in writing that it can be overwhelming. Which path to take? Where to start?

We asked ourselves just that as we put this challenge together.

And we decided that it starts with the publication of smaller pieces, for so many reasons.

To build confidence. To share your work in small doses. To establish your name. To get experience and credits. To let people see who you really are, no matter how scary that might be. To get paid. To get feedback.

On and on.

I had so much fun designing these pitching materials. I created the submission tracker that I wanted. I don’t know why they are always so ugly and rigid, LOL. I may be biased, but ours is not. I created a checklist of all of the things to keep in mind before, during, and after pitching. I think it’s pretty useful if I do say so myself. And lastly, I came up with a calendar of querying tips and quotes.

I can’t wait to see how many stories, poems, essays, and more get accepted for publication over the next six weeks.

Let the pitching begin!

Here’s the link.

Talland House: the Return of Lily Briscoe

Once my husband and I discovered a roll of film in a chest drawer in our house. When we had it developed, we were astonished to see photos of us in our first apartment twenty years before. It was unexpected; it was delightful. It was both old and new. I had that same experience reading Talland House.

Written by Woolf scholar Maggie Humm, this, her first novel, is destined to please Woolf fans as well as entertain those who are unfamiliar with her work. Talland House does not take up where Lighthouse left off, but it does revisit not only some of the novel’s key scenes, but also updates us on Lily Briscoe’s full life regardless of her marital status. (Still single, and we’re happy about that, because of Mrs. Ramsay’s insistence that she marry in Lighthouse.)

A line by Humm, “In bed, Lily was tired by the weight of everything she didn’t understand…” could well have come from Lighthouse. While Humm does not use stream of consciousness, there is something Woolfian about her prose.

In Lighthouse, Lily closely observes her hosts, the Ramsay family and their summer visitors, but mostly she scrutinizes Mrs. Ramsay, the mother of eight and wife to one irascible academic.

Humm paints the essence of her Lily with the same close attention in which Lily attempted to paint Mrs. Ramsay in Woolf’s novel. What results is a harmonious portrait of the two “Lilys.”

No one who has read Lighthouse will be surprised to learn that Lily is, in Talland House, an accomplished painter whose work is displayed at the Royal Academy in London. What might surprise the reader but fits with the time period is the revelation that she nursed soldiers during the war as well as trained with a pharmacist, something that ties nicely with a plot point regarding Mrs. Ramsay’s mysterious death, a death that unsettled many an original reader of Lighthouse by its unexpected and nearly buried notice, occurring in parentheses as it did. (This could well be the most striking instance of understatement in literature, something to be discussed in depth elsewhere.)

A tender connection mentioned in the author’s note is the author’s loss of her mother at the same age that Woolf lost hers. The reader can’t help but think of that along the journey, and it deepens the feeling in the story.

A novel that fills a gap in literature, a lingering question about a character, is a genre I find particularly satisfying, and this example does not disappoint. (If there is a name for this genre, I do not know it. If there is not, I suggest we choose one.)

Many thanks to Maggie Humm for this bonus peek into Lily Briscoe’s life. Talland House is a treat for Woolf fans as well as those who have never read her work. Although I recommend you get on that, if you haven’t. Start with Orlando.

You may remember that the main character in my next novel’s name is Briscoe. Her mother, a Woolf scholar, named her after Lily. So naturally I was excited to read more about Lily Briscoe. And while Lily is a lovely name, I don’t think my hard-edged character could wear it, so I’m pleased with my choice.

P.S. I am making Amor Towles’ Fettucine Mio Amore from his novel, The Lincoln Highway today. I’m not sure if I’m more obsessed with his book or this recipe. If I remember, I’ll take photos and share. The photos, not the pasta. 😉

How to Publish Frequently

TW: addiction

Barry and I recently had the honor of interviewing our friend, poet and fiction writer Andrew Najberg. Andrew is one prolific writer and has been published frequently. (Rumor has it that he has more publishing news to share since speaking with us. I can’t wait to hear more about that!) Take a listen if you’d like to know his process.

I’m so glad I’ve been the one editing the episodes. While I’m far from a perfect editor, it gives me the opportunity to revisit what our guest said and reflect upon it in a way I, in my too-often anxious state, cannot in real time. This is one venture I’m so happy we have embarked upon. We’re meeting new writers and catching up with some of our writing friends. Win/win.

Next up will be YA novelist and science teacher, Melissa Hamilton. She brought along a special guest that had me wishing we were using the video portion of the call, too. But I don’t want to spoil it. Look for her episode in two weeks.

Photo by Viktor Talashuk on Pexels.com

Forgive me for this shift here, but this weekend has been…challenging, and I’d like to ask for good vibes and such if you would send them up.

Since I’ve mentioned our son’s struggle with addiction here before, I’d like to share that he is on another leg of his journey. He’s back in rehab, after an impromptu intervention last night.

He showed up on our doorstep yesterday bloody and barefoot, in need of treatment, medical and otherwise, though it’s still somewhat unclear exactly what happened to him.

He will be in the treatment facility for 28 days, following by six months in a sober living house. We live in hope that this time it will “take.”

When we adopted Zack from specialized foster care at the age of 9, we knew the journey would be tough. (He does not mind us sharing his story. He actually joined our family when he was 8, but the adoption process takes time.) He had already been through so much, and that stays with a person. But we also believe he can overcome his past, and that he can overcome this addiction.

Our family tradition, when adopting, is to take the child of the day out for all the ice cream they can eat. I don’t recall just how much ice cream he had on his special day, but he had lots! I’m thinking we should repeat that when he gets released to indicate a new start. (If I had more energy, I’d go dig out adoption day photos.)

I’m trying to keep the tone lightish here, but my heart aches. As my niece’s van began pulling away last night to take him to the treatment center (and bless my niece for all of her help; she has contacts in that field that set everything up), Zack jumped out for one last hug. “You’ve got this,” I said. I believe that.

I always have.

I always will.

Copyright Drema Drudge, 2022. All rights reserved.

Of Bedsheets and Page One

I’ve just crossed the 30K wordcount line in my third novel, though a good part of that has involved revisions. I wanted to take the time to say hello. 

First, I have had two Virginia Woolf sightings this week. One was in the admittedly juvenile movie, Senior Year, on Netflix. I always say that I’m serious about literature and art, so I can watch whatever silliness I want! I’ve gotta say, I wasn’t crazy about the Woolf reference in the movie, but I hope it will lead some curious watchers to give the book a try. In the movie, a librarian is logging in new books and Woolf’s The Waves passes by and he says something like, “I know nobody’s going to read you.” Challenge accepted, I hope adventurous viewer/readers will say. P.S. We didn’t enjoy the movie after all.

The other Woolf sighting was in Less is Lost, a novel by Andrew Sean Greer. Woolf’s To the Lighthouse is mentioned! In a letter to Less, who is an author, a member of a theater troupe says the troupe puts on literary works as plays and mention a six-hour performance of To the Lighthouse! (I’m assuming this is meant to be humorous, and it is.)

Moving right along…I’ve been looking for our spare sheet(s) this morning with no luck. I told Hubby that I am tired of washing our bedsheet sheet and putting it right back on, mainly because I read an Anne Tyler novel once where a character was scandalized that a relative did that because you’re “supposed” to let your linens air before you put it back on. While I’m not one to do what I’m “supposed” to do, not on that front, anyway, it’s hard to forget that bit of manners. Or is it manner? It’s certainly mannered.

After having searched the linen closet, the towel cabinet, under the bed, in all of our drawers and closets…on and on, I decided to give up and order a new set. It’s not like we will have lost anything if the sheet(s) turn up. That’s right, I’m not even sure whether we’re missing one or two sheets.

You see, we bought a wonderful, marvelous, literally life-changing bed during the pandemic. A Purple mattress and platform. King-sized. (Not a sponsored post.) While the part of me that once upon a time said she NEVER wanted anything larger than a full (because snuggles) was sad to see our old bed go, this bed…ah! I don’t wake up aching every day now. And I don’t hit my husband in the face by accident in my sleep.

And wonder of wonders, there’s room in the bed for my phone, my earbuds, AND my books! (I try to remember to remove them when I fall asleep, but that doesn’t always happen, I must admit.)

Needless to say, I’ve been more focused on the bed than the sheets. But now our poor, well-used sheet will get a rest. Full disclosure: we do have plenty of unfitted sheets, and I know opinions vary on the gaucheness of fitted ones, but there are things in life that I refuse to do, and one of them is spend time wrestling an unfitted sheet onto the bed, knowing I will also have to also wrestle to keep it on once in bed. No thanks. Hospital corners, no matter how crisp, are not for me. (Likewise, please do not bother tucking in the covers. I will only be irritated and will kick them loose.)

What about you, do you do hospital corners? Do you let your linen “rest”?

Recently I submitted the first page of Southern-Fried Woolf to a contest, and I thought if I could do that, maybe I should be brave and share it over here, too. Heads up: this sample contains strong profanity.

I should tell you, I am not trying to be clever with my book. I am unabashedly trying to interest a new generation in Woolf’s writing, and I have surrounded the main character’s “thesis” with what I hope is a compelling, fast-paced story as bait. Obviously, I would be happy if everyone loved it, but time will tell…

One or two words about the main character in my book. She is Briscoe Chambers, 28 years old, her country musician husband’s manager, and she’s also a grad school student, trying to write her thesis to get her degree. At least until she gets this phone call. Now all bets are off.

If it seems as if she questions everything, that’s because she does.

Here goes…

Southern-Fried Woolf, Page One

“…this is what leads naturally on to the next stage—the essay-novel.” The Diary of Virginia Woolf, Wednesday, November 2, 1932

                                                                2018
I push my whining phone across the bed with my toes until it dangles over the edge like an imperiled onscreen Marvel superhero. Not that it stops ringing. I admire my freshly polished toenails, (sunset chrome, very cool), but force my fingers to return to the home keys while my thoughts hunt for a similar perch. I sweep my hair off my shoulder with determination; my graduate thesis I have nicknamed Beastis is due too soon to allow interruptions of any kind, I sternly, silently, warn myself. I thwart the creeping dusk with the twist of a lamp switch to extend the day, as if doing so can give me more time as well, and I once again position my fingers. This time, I actually move them:

In what has been seen by some as her most autobiographical work, Virginia Woolf weaves into her novel To the Lighthouse a “femininely” knitted and “masculinely” knotted marriage of covert and subtle madness, though not one without warmth and love. She challenges the reader with a paradox: She makes sacred the domestic arena while revealing madness by the domestic activities themselves, thus showing us the “twisted (and twisting) finger” of the main character, Mrs. Ramsay….

…and of herself,” I type while frowning at my insistent phone, while wondering how much sh*t I’ll get for using the word madness, and especially in relation to Woolf. I highlight it to consider it carefully in light of previous and present scholarship, to decide if it even makes sense to use it.

Hell, madness is a word literature has pretty much co-opted for centuries. Then again, it’s also one that can be seen as making light of mental illness. That’s a topic for my feminist mother, “madness” in women in literature. (Funny the speed of a thought, how a phone can still f*cking ring in the time you’ve had the equivalent of a mini essay go through your head.)

The marimba stops, then almost immediately resumes, bones on metal, until it registers that the noise is my husband’s ringtone. Sh*t.

I groan and lean across the time-softened quilt. My shifting sends a cascade of mini-chocolate bar wrappers onto the floor as I leap and rescue the phone just as it vibrates over the edge.

Wait, could this call mean Michael actually wants to speak to me, even though he has Queen Velvet around? Hope grows the flimsiest bones and then sags back to the ground, the garbage cartilage it was to begin with. Hope, the enemy of peace. Sponsored by Tanqueray and tonic, my thesis writing beverage of choice.

END OF PAGE ONE!

Look for the whole book to come in January 2023. I can’t wait to share it with you!

P.S. Interested in what else has been keeping me busy? Barry and I have started a podcast, MFA Payday for MFA graduates. Episode One is live! To go along with it, I created a free pretty submission tracker. Because even tools should be pretty!

Thanks for reading!

All Best,

Drēma

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